i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable
if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS
Someone come over and eat me out
if “girls aren’t supposed to have body hair” then why do girls have fucking body hair?